Most of what I will say about food on this site…I’m about to contradict. I absolutely love Waffle House. For all you northerners, think of the Waffle House as a diner that you can trust to give the exact same service everywhere. That is, you will never know what you are going to get when you walk into a Waffle House, but you know it is going to be interesting.
One late night, I was walking in Soho, NYC with a friend that I visited often (as she was cool and lived in the city). I had been in the city for a few days and I decided I was ready to go home. At 2:00 am, I left the city and decided that I was not going to stop until I could get a sweet tea from Waffle House. I had no idea that the first one would be in Virginia. But damn it, I kept my word as an enthusiast and completed my mission. And that is my only Waffle House/New York City story that I can offer.
My 6 year old and his waffle.
In an unrelated matter, I actually fed my children Waffle House last night. What a shitty father. I was caught off guard (meaning I didn’t realize that I was going to get to keep them) and I had nothing to feed them. So I drew this diagram offering myself as the jackass that was unprepared. On a related note, the waffles were just, damn delicious. Now back to feeding my children the correct way.
Waffles for dinner does not make a nutritious meal.
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